Archive | Epic Humiliation

10 September 2010 ~ 7 Comments

Peter Gabriel – Street Spirit (Fade Out)

Has Peter Gabriel‘s version of Street Spirit (Fade Out) been aligned merely with the word ‘bad’? How gauche. This cover is worse than bad: it’s so astonishingly stupid that there are a number of taxing questions that could legitimately be asked with a straight face. Could two five year old children have done any worse? [...]

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17 August 2010 ~ 11 Comments

Candy Flip – Strawberry Fields Forever

Quick – name two songs by late 80′s chart-toppers Candy Flip. You’ve got three paragraphs to come up with an answer. During this twitchy pursuit of Bad Cover Versions it has occurred to me that all pertinent questions can swiftly be boiled down to one, simpler, one – albeit one uttered through agonised, ragged and [...]

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27 July 2010 ~ 4 Comments

Mika – Teardrop

Flashing a permanently wide-eyed, mouth-breathing, minimum-brain-function gawp at every sight that slides uncontrollably before his freely-swivelling eyes, Mika’s demeanour suggests a man still impressed by the sudden excitement provided by a pop-up toaster. And, dressed in the manner of a Synesthete who had just woken from a 25-year coma and subsequently refused all fashion assistance, [...]

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15 June 2010 ~ 7 Comments

Paul Young – Love Will Tear Us Apart

“Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.” As we all know, The Stranger in The Big Lebowski is always spot-on. That was The Dude, all right. And if we extrapolate his logic just a tiny bit further, surely we can conclude that “sometimes there’s [...]

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06 June 2010 ~ 6 Comments

Duran Duran – 911 Is A Joke

Picture the scene. It’s 1990. You are Public Enemy – young, gifted and the “black CNN”. You’ve released your angriest, funkiest, most brazenly controversial record yet – Fear Of A Black Planet. The key track is 911 Is A Joke, a fiercely critical song highlighting the longer response times of US emergency services visiting black [...]

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